Slowpokewhore

Someone on facebook who, while involved in a pokewar, is slow to respond to the useless poking and inevitably loses the war.

"She started a pokewar with me, but the slowpokewhore couldn't keep up. Of course I won."

by jillstraw February 19, 2010

showbomb

A buzz kill to a Facebook post

I had a good post going till Mickie brought up her dead Aunt . Was a total Showbomb

by Dutch Indian February 20, 2015

slobonma

A family in the ligma diseases.

Guy 1: did you hear about the slobonma epidemic yesterday.
Guy 2: Whats slobonma?
Guy 1: slobonma knob bitch

by seplin September 5, 2018

Mexican Snowboarding

Sliding down a hill of dirt or grass on a trash can lid.

Hey, Juanito, poot down yer taco and let's go Mexican snowboarding on the dirt pile before those other beaners get there.

by Shaniqua Bonquiqui Jones December 11, 2010

snowboard

An objest used for one of the greatest sports ever...SNOWBOARDING. Whether your're carving down a steep mountain side, ripping up the park with insane mad shit, just cruising or a beginner...Once you go Board you never go back.

I have a snowboard.

by Bex December 3, 2003

slowmotion

Another term for chilling and just laying back. Taking things easy.

"What's good Ease how you?"
"Slowmotion mane breathing"

by Ease DaMan April 30, 2008

snowboard

Snowboarding was pioneered during the late '60s and early '70s by guys who opted to build boards in shop class instead of birdhouses and tobacco pipes. Those first snowboards only vaguely resemble the equipment that exists today; they were small, wooden, and difficult to maneuver. Fortunately, designers such as Tom Sims, Jake Burton, and Chuck Barfoot gave up their dreams of having a cubicle job and instead devoted their time to creating better snowboards and promoting the sport. As the popularity of snowboarding increased (especially in the 1980s), media coverage and large-scale competition brought the sport to the public's attention. However, since the advent of the pseudo punk uprising, half of the teenager population claims to be a snowboarder because they own a snowboard. Despite the massive influx of false snowboarders, it is still a sport with no equal.

Bob: What do you wanna do today?
Snowboard junkie: SNOWBOARD!!!!
Bob: Dude, its august.
Snowboard junkie: Who gives a fuck?
Bob: The only snow around is in Canada.
Snowboard junkie: Lets go!
Bob: No!
Snowboard junkie: DEATH TO YOU INFIDEL!
Faker: Huh huh huh, I snowbaord! I can ride down a black diamond at 3 mph!
Snowboard junkie: I WILL CUT YOUR THROAT!

by Bob the Leprechaun August 8, 2004