bleeding cock slap

To slap another person in the face with your bleeding penis
or
to shout it at someone before hitting them in the face with something

kerrr powwww Bleeding Cock slap!!!!!

by Daso June 05, 2006

emo cock slap

When your cutting yourself and you slap a girl in the face with your cock

I'm emo and she wanted sex but I wasn't done cutting myself so I did the emo cock slap

by One_of_none69 December 06, 2016

nuclear cock slap

To hit someone so hard in the face with your dick it blows everything up in a two mile radius

She wanted rough sex so I did the nuclear cock slap

by One_of_none69 December 05, 2016

canadian cock slap

When you dip your dick in maple syrup and cock slap a girl so it sticks to her cheek.

Did you hear Dan banged Madison in the Denny's bathroom and have her the ol Canadian cock slap?

by Jrocknowwhatimsayn March 02, 2016

Fetus Cock Slap

The unborn son in the womb who slaps your face with its small baby penis.


Also the name of a Preschool Tea Party Massacre song.

I fetus cock slapped your mom last night.

Preschool Tea Party Massacre:band look them up yourselves.

by GIANT Sunbeam April 17, 2009

National Cock Slapping Day

April 7th, national cock slapping day

Michael Agricola: Aye what day is it today?
Dosca: April 7th..
Michael: AHhhhh

April 7th, national cock slapping day

by The1Dumbass April 04, 2022

Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review

by Platitude May 25, 2015