When you're fucking a chick in the ass (no lubrication; it needs to be raw and skrimpy), and squirt your man-plankton in her poo tunnel. Then, you suck that shit right out and make yourself a goddamn gumbo.
Fun Tips:
1. Use something novel to extract the goo. Crazy straws are neat, but try using a paper towel roll or a bike pump for maximum skrimpage.
2. When Skrimpin', it's important to remember to tenderize the ass whilst getting one's grind on. The end Skrimp texture is important.
3. In the poop shoot, your skrimp juice meets and mingles with her poo. Therefore, make sure she's only been eating pineapple and bologna for the previous month, to ensure maximum freshness.
Fun Tips:
1. Use something novel to extract the goo. Crazy straws are neat, but try using a paper towel roll or a bike pump for maximum skrimpage.
2. When Skrimpin', it's important to remember to tenderize the ass whilst getting one's grind on. The end Skrimp texture is important.
3. In the poop shoot, your skrimp juice meets and mingles with her poo. Therefore, make sure she's only been eating pineapple and bologna for the previous month, to ensure maximum freshness.
"Hey there anonymous casual-acquaintaince, the six of us are gonna go have buttsex and then get something to eat. you in?"
"No thanks... I just been Skrimpin' on bitches."
"No thanks... I just been Skrimpin' on bitches."
by your uncle's poopy figers March 3, 2009
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Get the Skrimp Pie mug.skimpy: too short clothing; when clothes are so skimpy Snookie wouldnt even wear them but your 12 year old daughter does for her dates.
by harlody runn December 30, 2011
Get the Skimpy mug.The term used to describe a bag of weed sold by some dealers that is supposed to be equivilent to a 5 bag or nickle bag. However, the combination of inflation mixed with the stereotypical personality of drugdealers and that they are always trying ta short you, the bag seems just that, a little short or "skimpy". a skimpy or short nickle bag.
You: Yo homie, you got any trees?
Bum: Watchu need?
You: Lemme cop an 8th?
Bum: Sry, i only sell skimpy nics and 40 bags.
Bum: Watchu need?
You: Lemme cop an 8th?
Bum: Sry, i only sell skimpy nics and 40 bags.
by young hovito February 22, 2008
Get the skimpy nic mug.noun: a abnormally small penis resembling the size of the commonly known crustacean (0.1 to 1 inch)
noun: a man that portrays characteristics similar to a man with a small penis.
noun: One that isn't fortunate enough to have a big dog dick.
noun: a man that portrays characteristics similar to a man with a small penis.
noun: One that isn't fortunate enough to have a big dog dick.
I was about to get some head from a slut, but she laughed at me due to my skrimpdick.
Girl 1: So how was that sushi place last night?
Girl 2: Everything was going fine until we got our food and he starting acting real weird
girl 1: So what happened after dinner?
girl 2: He came back to my place and I couldn't wait to fuck him. Once I took his pants off I realized what was wrong at dinner.
Girl1: What?
Girl 2: He had a skrimpdick and I ordered skrimp. I feel so sorry for him.
Girl 1: So how was that sushi place last night?
Girl 2: Everything was going fine until we got our food and he starting acting real weird
girl 1: So what happened after dinner?
girl 2: He came back to my place and I couldn't wait to fuck him. Once I took his pants off I realized what was wrong at dinner.
Girl1: What?
Girl 2: He had a skrimpdick and I ordered skrimp. I feel so sorry for him.
by bigdogsc February 27, 2011
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by evil geinous of pittsburg April 15, 2009
Get the Shrimpy mug.a word that can be used to replace, literally, any noun or adjective and can also be used to describe the little fatty tale end of a chicken butt.
A: "You've left some skripmlins in the toilet." B: "That fool is straight skrimplin." C: "We are having boiled chicken skrimplins for dinner." D: "Merry Skrimplins and a happy Skrimplins!"
by Dr. Skrimplins August 27, 2012
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