Skeetoid

Most basic measurement of the output of skeet. The new science of Skeetology is centered around this brilliant coefficient upon which the enter branch derives.

Vignati's skeet is off the Skeetoid charts! Its over 9000 skeetoids per nanoskeet!

by Dr. Skeet LaSkeetersberger December 20, 2009

skeetloaf

a person that gets exited about everything that surrounds him. Once this person is exposed to alcohol, it turns into a shitloaf, who is not a player and he just likes to fuck alot

guy 1: did you see that girl that left crying?
guy 2: i think she got with shitloaf

girl 1: so what did you and shitloaf did last night?
girl 2: he taught me calculus

DJ Skeetloaf

by shitloaf April 12, 2010

Skeeton

a nickname made by people with no lives aka brianna and katie.

"skeeton found out that i squeeze my boobs together to make them look bigger!"

by westbrook lovers January 6, 2009

Skeetile Disfunction

Unable to skeet or ejaculate correctly; random skeeting direction.

Yo man I was with ma woman when all of a sudden I had an SD! (Skeetile Disfunction)

by Bluez March 9, 2008

skeevious

to be skeevy . sick, disgusting or unthinkably wrong; generally used by girls

Joe- Hey dude, i fucked Mary last night
Paige- Don't make me think about that, it's fuckin' skeevious

by KPBogart November 1, 2006

Skeetloaf

Also known as Bukkake

"Damn man sorry about your girl the homies had a party and she had Skeetloaf for dinner"

by Psykrates December 19, 2022

Skeeting

The only way to share messages on your Bluesky skyline

"Wow, peter has posted so many skeets"
"I can't believe he reskeeted that"
"If he doesn't stop skeeting no one will like him"

by ptrlrd April 28, 2023