To Seef

To Seef (v. intr.) To tone down a Northern accent when in the presence of Southerners because of embarrassment

I seef
You (sing.) seef
He/She/It seefs
We seef
You (pl.) seef
They seef

Guy: I'm moving down south for uni & want to fit in- do you know how to seef?
Girl: Yeah, just imagine you're doing an impression of the queen

Guy #1: He just pronounced that word correctly, but I thought he was from up North? :S
Guy #2: He's seefing

e.g. -Man in Yorkshire: "Sorry, but I can't do nowt today- it’s propah silin’ down out there and I'm nesh"
-Man in presence of Southerners "I can't do it today as it's raining and I don't want to catch a cold"

e.g. *Guy on the phone to his mother* "Mam, I walked on the grasss and tripped o'er some glasss- I prolly shoulda stuck to the patthhh" *southerner walks past* "Mum, I walked on the grass and tripped over some glass- I should've stayed on the path."

e.g. What the person would say in Doncaster:"Ey up, how's tha doin?"
What the person would say to Londoners: "Hi, how are you?"

by Southerner #4 February 17, 2013

Seefer

Gross shit caused by caffeinated drinks.

My roommate just got back from Dunkin and went straight to the bathroom. He’s probably dropping a seefer right now.

by Ballofcost November 30, 2018

skeegress

An Italian woman with the following traits:
-Bitchy
-Sadistic
-Double Crossing
-Loud
-Complaining
-Fake
-Harsh
-Cunt

-Derived from the term "Spaghetti Negress"

********* WARNING***********

Skeegresses appear to be beautiful on the outside (hot as fuck) So beware, for the greater the hotness, the darker the soul!

Alternative names:
- Guidette
- Hot Bitch
- Skiglet (Young Italian cunt)
-Melissa

"You've been hit by, you've struck by, a fucking skeegress"

"Your girlfriend is such a skeegress"

"Hey, your mom is a cunt...is she a skeegress"

"Dam shes hot, too bad shes shes a skeegress"

by Mast A. Swirl December 20, 2009

Skeeblie

The small pieces of poo left clinging to the toilet bowl after taking a nasty dump

Man you left a load of skeeblie's stuck to the bowl after taking that shit

by Chonggoman May 27, 2014

Skeem

A word used by Zambian yo balis in place of think.

You skeem I was feeling laka?

What were you skeeming?

You skeem you're hard?

by AmIDull October 9, 2017

skeechi

a very nasty person or a prostitute of both genders

eww, look at that skeechi on the street corner.

by Onosetale August 20, 2008

DJ Skee

DJ Skee has become known as the definitive DJ for the West Coast. From producing street classics including Game's infamous "300 Bars" to consistently putting out the hottest and most listened to mixtapes in the streets, DJ Skee has risen to the exclusive elite upper circle of the entertainment business. Currently, he is the DJ for The Game. He did the world premiere of The Game's "300 Bars and Runnin'" and is the DJ in The Games new album "You Know What It is Vol. 3". DJ Skee is The Game's favorite DJ. Its The Game, DJ Skee, and Black Wallstreet (The record label that The Game created, but the official producer is Nu Jerzey Devil).

The Game's Lyrics, from the World Premiere of "300 Bars and Runnin'":

"Yo whats poppin', it's the kid Game,
and right now youre listenin to hype radio with my homeboy, my dawg, my brotha from anotha motha,
the best fuckin DJ in the world,
so all the rest of you motha fuckin DJs, take them dusty ass records, put 'em in them broke-ass crates, and tuck 'em between yo ass cheeks, hide behind a tree, cause you ain't fuckin' wit DJ SKEE"

by Nu Jerzey Devil May 4, 2006