Speckled Cock

A penis infected with Syphilis, AIDS and various other STDs at the same time, which looks very similar to a blue waffle.

Woman 1: How was the date with Jared last night?
Woman 2: It was marvelous, I pulled down his pants and saw a giant Speckled Cock!

by GGigidygigidy69 January 16, 2022

Speckledorfed

That not even a word and I agree with you
-Mr. Krabs

Speckledorfed

by Dimey- YT November 3, 2020

Speckled Paint Job

Diarrhea that sprays all over the toilet bowl, creating a speckled effect on the white porcelain.

Last night after alcohol and Taco Bell I did a speckled paint job on the toilet, and it burnt my asshole.

by Evan, Eddie, and Kurt October 16, 2006

Old Speckled Hen

The act of ejaculating into a fan, in order to decorate another person with semen.

"If she doesn't stop nattering," said Ned, "I'm going to give her the Old Speckled Hen!"

by Bleccchman March 12, 2009

Smeckledorfed

When you have been set up

How dare you, you smeckledorfed me!

by Mr Tubbins November 6, 2017

your as cute as a speckled pup

A female or male that may be in your own opinion good looking and ya have a crush on her or him. You've seen a speckled puppy before.... prety damn cute !

Amber baby ,Your as cute as a speckled pup !!! So if I ever call ya a bitch ... I mean a cute lil'puppy bitch baby.

by Donkey Barn's April 15, 2017

the red steckled elbermung

An animal invented by Strong Bad in the email"Animal."

Um… how about… the red steckled elbermung?

by Jonjo December 29, 2004