Dirty Simona

A Dirty simona is when during sexual intercourse, the female tends to want to be hit with any household item.

“Yo what happened last night? Ya’ll were making so much noise!”
“Bro last night my girl pulled a Dirty Simona”

by Abercrombie and hoe April 19, 2020

semira and simona

Semira and simona are two savages who never give a fuck. They are hella cute and can shake their thang.

Summary: Don't fuck with them. :-)

Him: You saw semira and simona?
Her: Yeah, they're over there searching for a fuck to give but they didn't find any...

by SSBL January 3, 2017

semira and simona

Semira and simona are two savages who never give a fuck. They are hella cute and can shake their thang.

Summary: Don't fuck with them. :-)

Him: You saw semira and simona?
Her: Yeah, they're over there searching for a fuck to give but they didn't find any...

by SSBL January 3, 2017

Simon Lo

Simon Lo is a teacher from LSC. He weighs 3000kg and he can't run 100m to catch the 42 bus after school. He is known as the pig that shouts. He makes videos about himself sitting on a chair and call it science lessons. He makes stupid jokes like 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C that is murdering you in chinese.

Student A: Simon Lo is coming!!
Simon Lo: *slams books on table because he too fat can't carry
Student B: WOW!

Simon Lo: If you don't bring homework i will🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C you!!!

by JohnMakFan November 11, 2020

Simon Says

A game where you must obey the instructor’s orders only if they start the statement with “Simon says.”

Simon says to stream “Simon Says” by NCT 127 in order to have clear skin.

by jaehyunamor November 22, 2018

simon kalivoda

a HOT character from fear street played by fred hechinger that deserved so much better <3

"simon kalivoda is SOOO hot"

by annabienkowski July 22, 2021

Simon Cowell

A old shit who mentored the famous boy band one direction before they went worldwide and treated them and many other people like shit and is known for being a complete asshole but is also sometimes known as a judge on hit talent tv shows like America’s and Britain’s got talent as well as the X-factor

Simon Cowell needs to retire (I would say worse but I shouldn’t)

by icecoldhabit June 2, 2020