shwasted

combination of shit faced and wasted. When someone is extremely inebriated.

When disscussion someone dancing on table with top off, "Man, that chick is SHWASTED!!"

by T*Dawn January 24, 2005

schwastered

the act of getting extremly drunk

You were so schwastered last night

by jukshe March 17, 2009

Swaster

(sway ster)Inability to think, not knowing what is going on around you, an extreme drunkeness

Mike: Yo dude what happened to Steve last night
John: Ahh don't worry about him he was just completely swaster he should be fine when he is sober again.

by pussylicker12 June 24, 2010

shwaterproof

when your waterproof mascara washes away

my waterproof mascara washed away. it's so shwaterproof

by shshhshs June 30, 2017

Shwasted

(Adj.) the combination of shit-faced and wasted

1. When one is beyond wasted and/or high asf out of their mind.

2. The act of turning fucked up to the max.

Brad: dude you were totally shwasted last night.
Chad: yeah bro I know I got fucked up at that frat party!

by ••- -• -•- -• —- •— -• —- -• • March 10, 2020

Shaster McGrotha

1. A shit so painful, so large, so juicy, so fresh, so incredibly toxic and smelly that it feels like your asshole is being ripped in half.

2. A shit that has the smell of death. It can easily floor an Elephant, melt the paint off of cars outside, petrude out of walls of your house and woft down the city block, shut down your electricity for hours, short-circuit a refrigerator, kill roaches, and make the toilet itself beg for mercy.

3. A shit so large you need scissors to cut it off from the rest of your asshole so you can let it rest in the toilet.

Bob: Tim left a Shaster McGrotha in the Cracker Barrel bathroom

by TheGayAccount June 20, 2020

Shaster

A nickname used for a female with the name Shasta. Usually a really hot female with a large chest. Known throughout Canada, and the US

"Damn, Shaster is a total babe!"

by Babii-Girl* December 21, 2008