Splart

When you have to piss but try to fart but you end up pissing instead.

Bro that would have been such a good fart but I splarted instead

by Splarty 102 April 23, 2018

shplort

The sound made when you get the last pump (of coffee) from the press pot, when the last of liquid is pumped out and it starts to pull air with it.

Tiffany was getting her morning coffee when I heard the telltale shplort when the press pot emptied. She tried to be quiet about it but there’s no escaping that sound. I called her on it to be a good coffee steward and she had to make a new pot before leaving.

by TheCoyoteDreams January 16, 2019

Shparty

A terrible party. A social gathering that doesn’t meet expectations and is exceptionally underwhelming.

Kate, last night was such a shparty, you should really improve on your party planning.

by UrbanDictJop September 10, 2020

splartz

A minor annoyance, something not quite right, that most people would just live with. An inconvenience small enough to discourage serious investment from organizations be solved, but something that still could be improved.

The railing not having smooth edges is such a splartz.

by Mr_IO October 5, 2022

shlarting

The definition " shlarting " is when you compete in a sharting competition.

Im gonna join the Shlarting today

by EdginglordMasterGamer November 30, 2023

splart

to completely flop, fail, generally not succeed
the opposite of slay

hey man, I totally splarted that math test

by anonymous155555 January 1, 2024

splart

Like a Shart only you accidently shit on someone other than yourself

While being buggered you accidentally Splart , spraying your partners abdomen

by Creesha April 1, 2024