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Shopna

Shopna is a common name in bengali
by Pihu3215 October 11, 2020
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shocanrun

When watching American football, track and field, and other sports that involve black people running, it is said when a black person runs their heart out.
*Wide receiver runs ball into end zone*
Them niggers shocanrun.
by Floopston January 1, 2012
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Shpank

A cross between, or combined use of, shanking and spanking. Usually performed during or after a sexual encounter; in most cases by accident, however, some are out of anger or disappointment at a preceding exchange of sex that just occurred and left one or both participants unhappy and unsatisfied. A person may shpank their partner by spanking them with the sharp end of a knife, thus stabbing them in the butt, and leaving for an incredibly awkward and painful night. A shpank can also be performed on accident by an attempted shanking that missed, due to confusion of butt location due to saggy pants.
Ouch, my girlfriend shpanked me last night and it hurts when I sit down or poop.
by Fart McBitch August 20, 2009
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Shpanx

Combining of the words Thanx and Spank.
Saucy or sexy way of saying Thank-you; To imply giving a spanking in return for something you've just been givin as opposed to just saying thank-you
Flirtatious
"Shpanx for the blowjob"
by MiMiCrY August 30, 2008
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Showank

Matt: "I'm gonna have a showank now. TTYL!"
by Cogeno August 4, 2009
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shpants

A world wide clothing line, that legendary Arj Barker founded.
They also produce Shoodles (too much material to be sandals, not enough to be shoes) and Cojacks (to warm to be a jacket, not warm enough to be a coat)
"Honestly you'd think he's never heard the Shpanthem before, dude"
by not arj barker April 21, 2005
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R.Shogan

The "R.Shogan" is short for the Royal
Shogan, based on 2 words previously defined, where the Rogan is the "perfect or aptly named royal grogan", while the Shogan is the "shithouse grogan" which
doesnt get accepted by the crapper.

Now before you start saying, This
is a Paradox, you've gone nuts, i submit to you the following arguement: A grogan can be so perfect, so outstanding in size and granduer, that the dunny can't actually handle it, and thus treats it as a Shogan. Hence the much awaited term R.Shogan.
For this example I quote from Chapter 4 subsection (c) of the Grogan Enterprises constitution:

"He said to me 'Darryl', and I said 'Yes, Able Seaman Constipato', and he said 'I used to be able to crap so well that I could predict the manner in which the stools would both leave my bowels and enter the dunny. In fact, I got so practiced that I began creating challenges for myself by standing at various heights above the dunny and plying my trade from there. However, on one occasion my nugget was so perfectly rounded, and it entered the dunny at exactly the correct angle, that it in fact created a vacuum and sent, with considerable force, the nuggest flying straight back up my arse'.

I it thus that the R.Shogan had its beginnings, perhaps not in words,
but at least in history."
by Boon September 8, 2004
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