shockstar

the king..or queen of giving shockers

fuck rockstars..im a fuckin shockstar

man..roy is a true shockstar..so much better that kevin

by shockstar number 1 October 30, 2006

shockpie

when someone promises his partner he won't ejaculate inside her pussy and he actually does, making a creampie.

OMG!! Bob made a shockpie inside Lana when he promised not to and now lana is pregnant!!

by The Elias May 14, 2014

shockitude

The state of being in shock, not knowing right from left, or up from down. Utterly dumbfounded, speechless, and feeling like a general tard.

I can tell from the shockitude on your face, this is going to be a long-ass conversation.

by hashmetash December 23, 2022

shockted

supriesed or shocktfyied

i was shockted to hear this

by cal juice September 25, 2023

Shocklit

Surprised but in an unamused, bored kind of way.

I am shocklit at their selection of wallpaper. ._.

by sleepingkittystar March 25, 2024

Sockstery

The loss of one sock after the action of washing and drying clothing.

I realized I lost my right x-mas sock when I was transferring the clothes from the washing machine to the dryer; I guess its a sockstery.

by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024

Shockrates

Da ancient Greek philosopher who was always startling folks wif his momentous pearls of observant wisdom.

Seeing as how Shockrates had such "electrifying" statements to share wif fellow humans, why didn't he become more well-known?

by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025