Shmoosted

A derivative of shwasted and smashed, shmoosted is the process of becoming severely inebriated from the consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol. Often said by high school and college students while boasting about their drinking accomplishments.

Bro, I got so incredibly shmoosted last night, I'm never drinking again.

I'd probably do Rosie O'Donnell if I got shmoosted enough.

I feel depressed and withdrawn unless I'm shmoosted.

by Hindenburg March 9, 2012

Shmoople

A sex move typically performed on a female in which the male partner places an egg on the forehead of the girl before lifting his penis and dropping it onto the egg, shattering it.

Chad: Bro i gave her the SHMOOPLE last night

Liberal: i have a small penis

by secksy chadrick September 17, 2019

shmoopi

1.best friend
2.love of your life
3.the one you want to wake up next to for the rest of your life!

Cindy is definately my shmoopi forever!

by rosedawgz March 7, 2009

Shmookalukabob

Used in place of throw up, vomit, barf etc.

I just totally shmookalukabobed all over that dude's Jordans!

by Dr.Pepperqueen December 23, 2008

Shmooli

A Shmooli is basically a fact machine. They are great spies and chess players. If you think Shmooli is watching you, they probably are and blackout shades are recommended. Shmoolis usually come in shorter lil Huddy form with no muscles and no fat. Shmoolis are typically paranoid but make up for it with their incredible sense of humor. When you're talking to a Shmooli, it's hard not to laugh. Shmoolis are subtle and you might not even realize you are dating one. Shmoolis get along great with grandparents and are very intelligent. unfortunately, the education system of their school is not good enough for them and they struggle with sheer brilliance

"yo that kid is watching me and telling people we're dating"
"maybe get new shades cuz he's definitely a shmooli"

by u_smell_like_kaka May 27, 2020

Shmoogle

The act of becoming so sexually excited that you ejaculate, shit, and piss at the exact same time.

Random Guy1: Dude, did you hear about Jake and Shelly last night?

Random Guy2: Oh yeah man Jake totally shmoogled all over that ass.

Jake: I tried to hold it but... damn has she got away around the bedroom.

by PandaBearPro November 3, 2011

SHMOJOE14

That one guy that APPARENTLY is exclusive to those who know the secret of cheese.

He is THEE SHMOJOE14.

by flyingwhalesc February 23, 2021