shmeestered

to get drunk out of your mind; get "destroyed" from alcohol; 'Hammered'

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We're gonna get so shmeestered this weekend, I can't wait.

We just bought $400 dollars worth of alcohol; we're getting shmeestered tonight.

"What did you do last night?"
"I don't remember, i was shmeestered."

by ALAINR August 24, 2011

Sheezapeezashitphanie

Most commonly known amongst a group of meth monsters, goes by the traditional name Stephanie or Stephanie Whoreclap. Can be easily spotted in jeans 3 sizes too small with a hearty muffin top protruding out of her screaming vag lies an abundance of wasteful Fupa. She will eat you alive, steal and reset your phone claiming it was accidnetial.. then she'll prey upon you and give you meth to smoke all while plotting with her newly met homeboys to permanently borrow your only vehicle, with no regard to any life at all. She is really supposed to be searching for appropriate welfare housing for her teenage daughter; however she's gotten a little sidetracked by the glass dick.

Cathy: "hey, I seen some nice rentals to move into for you and your daughter.
Steph: "Oh yeah, I'll check it out when I get back from using my homeboys vehicle to go boost shit from Penny's"

Cathy: When will you be back?

Steph: oh you know, in like an hour or so, my homeboys fixing this car and I'm getting a new battery.

Cathy: Bitch, you ain't coming back you no good Sheezapeezashitphanie"

by Nosuchname416 May 17, 2018

shmeetum

An absolute Latin prodigy. He will learn any word in 1 repetition or less. He is a master of everything academic related. He doesn’t even need to try to become top of his class because all the others are below him.

Dude look Shmeetum is walking down the hall. I hope he will acknowledge me.

by GO_SHMEETUM July 2, 2019

for sheezy my neezy

Bastardization of "Fo' shizzle, my nizzle", which is a bastardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly, My african-american brother."

by JohnnyNuke June 5, 2003

heezy fo sheezy

heezy is slang for "Hook" and sheezy is slang for "sure"

this party's off the heezy fo' sheezy

by DJWeezy July 17, 2003

Fa Sheezy

Probably the most Stolen and copied slang word of our generation that came from Oakland,(The Town)CA, USA. This word was created by Keak Da Sneak from the legendary Oakland, Mob group, 3 X Crazy. It means "Fa Sho" or for you squares out there "For Sure" or Most Definitely. Or like you East Coast people say, "No Doubt"

To set the record str8...Anytime you put "eezy" on the end of a word, (breezy, heezy, meezy, etc.) You are simply saying something that started from Oakland ans specifically Keak.

We off da heezy fa sheezy.

by The Sensei May 13, 2005

shmeeg

a really awesome person
a great word to say that describes any situation
a hottie

that tall girl and her short friend are total shmeegs
bro 1: dude that party was a total rager
bro 2: yeah shmeegs i know!

by rangstorffandmiddlefield January 3, 2011