shmeestered

to get drunk out of your mind; get "destroyed" from alcohol; 'Hammered'

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We're gonna get so shmeestered this weekend, I can't wait.

We just bought $400 dollars worth of alcohol; we're getting shmeestered tonight.

"What did you do last night?"
"I don't remember, i was shmeestered."

by ALAINR August 24, 2011

Shmeez

Name for any device containing nicotine and/or the act of hitting a nicotine device and/or the idea of a good ass buzz

"Where's the shmeez"
"I will after this shmeez"
"Please sir, may I shmeez"

by chiefin-doobies October 2, 2018

shmeetum

An absolute Latin prodigy. He will learn any word in 1 repetition or less. He is a master of everything academic related. He doesn’t even need to try to become top of his class because all the others are below him.

Dude look Shmeetum is walking down the hall. I hope he will acknowledge me.

by GO_SHMEETUM July 2, 2019

shmeence

A word with multiple meanings, can be used in a derogatory sense or as a greeting, or as a way to describe your behaviour from the previous day. Can be shortened to eence for similar effect

Dude, i was so shmeenced last night!

Oh Hi shmeence

That girl has got such a shmeence face bet she takes it up the shmeence

by shmeence2012 June 10, 2011

shmeel

something that is very good.

That AMG is a shmeel.
My teacher said that this weekend was a shmeel.

by shom November 17, 2006

shmeagle

between smuggleing and sneaking ....

*smeagle is in TLOTR but SHMEAGLE is my word

I'm so going to shmeagle that cookie from you

by carriebarr88 August 21, 2009

Dick Shmeegal's

Another way to say McDonalds.

Guy 1: "Hey, where you at?"
Grant Walker: "I'm over here at Dick Shmeegal's getting a Big-and-Nasty and a side of fries."

by D-Bruch January 12, 2008