shlong gong

an appropriately sized gong, rang with your dick, used to tell a woman to get out of your bed after you are done with her

When my roommate hears my shlong gong he knows to get ready to try to move in for some sloppy seconds.

by docwhoomph July 13, 2010

Shlong-song

Beating your dick to the beat of a song.

Matthew was tried of watching porn. So he decided to shlong-song instead.

by Dorydick July 27, 2016

Shlong

Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.

Aka: Sarah T

Holy shit, check out the shlong on that porn star!! He's really packin' some meat!

by Sarah's shlong April 19, 2018

Shloomy

Shloomy is a legendary word that many people will soon find. Shloomy is just a vibe you can be on. It can also be used in the context of "Shloomy Time" which basically means you're currently having a phenomenal time.

Its shloomy time! I'm feeling so good and awesome right now, the vibes are immaculate

by Shloomy June 8, 2021

monster shlong

(noun).
a large penis extending horizontally outward from the body for an abnormally long distance.

Sarah: my monster shlong is so big it could knight someone.
Carol: well my monster shlong is so big it could besiege a castle.

by sarah and Carol December 31, 2020

feitans.ten.inch_shlong

tiktok mutual bestie 🥺👉🏽👈🏽 with piss kink😩‼️🥺🔪

anime_girl.emily_weeb: whenever i see you... and you act like a BAKA 😟😎😍🥰🥺

jess_cute.baka_anime.otaku: oh you’re talking about feitans.ten.inch_shlong right?

by destiny lol March 4, 2021

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal

A man with an infinite penis that may destroy the world apon erection. He also helps when people are stuck with maths or in cabinets

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal is so great and receives much head

by PP God’s (Cooler) son March 14, 2022