trail of shame

it is when you bring a chick home, fuck her, and proceed to kick her out of your house/apartment while forcing her to walk home with nothing but a blanket infected with small pox

Megan really didn't appreciate the trail of shame I left her on last night. It's too bad she wasn't inoculated as a child.

by docwhoomph July 12, 2010

pubytail

ponytail made out of pubic hair. a fine addition to any man's look

I trim around my pubytail before I hit the showers in the gym.

by docwhoomph July 12, 2010

scukkake

type of fetish where a large group of men take turns shitting on a woman's face for both her and all of their sexual pleasure

The scukkake ended when Adam really made a mess on the floor, although Pam wanted it to continue.

by docwhoomph July 12, 2010

rectal bombing

taking it in the ass from a ton of torpedo like dicks that all explode in you. afterward, you feel an ass massacre

That rectal bombing I took last night cannot be good for my health. I'm so sore and I'm shitting out so much cum.

by docwhoomph July 12, 2010

scrotidermis

the awesome skin that makes up your nutsack. it has the ability to keep your nads climate controlled

I'm glad my scrotidermis knew to suck my nuts into my body this morning. It was fucking cold outside.

by docwhoomph July 12, 2010

pube sweater

a finely woven sweater made of the finest pubic hairs

Who needs cashmere when you could have a pube sweater?

by docwhoomph July 12, 2010

cattle wound

an injury sustained while having sex with an overweight woman

Me - This cattle wound hurts pretty bad. I think my dick was bent in half.
Mike - That's what happens when Bertha pounces on top of you.

by docwhoomph July 12, 2010