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an appropriately sized gong, rang with your dick, used to tell a woman to get out of your bed after you are done with her
When my roommate hears my shlong gong he knows to get ready to try to move in for some sloppy seconds.
by docwhoomph July 12, 2010
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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