Shiddly Shonkers

If something is so fucking mind blowing that you genuinely feel like your organs are going to combust.

Jim: Goddamn look at her ass

Craig: Shiddly Shonkers

by Definer69er February 15, 2020

shlonger donger

a mans manhood, his genetelia, his dick.

oh my god he hit me in the shlonger donger!

by chris robbinz January 24, 2007

Shlocker

This act is a variation of the infamous "Shocker" where you have the Shocker in place, with the addition of the two "pink" fingers spread in the open (or 'peace') position. This locks the Shocker manuever in place. I also call this the Shocker Locker.

I had a spare hand so I gave her the shlocker.

by Sun Devil Dave June 15, 2011

schlonger bonger

Someone’s schlong which is that long to the point where they accidentally bong their schlong into others.

Bob: Harry is a schlonger bonger, he hit me 10 times yesterday.

by Toastor January 5, 2021

Shlonged

A term widely used in politics to refer to “beaten badly”, known very well by the media.

Person A: “Did you hear about how Hilary got shlonged by Obama?”
Person B: “Yeah, I saw Trump’s tweet about it!”

by FireKetchup248 January 15, 2021

Shlonged

When an asian male puts his penis in another mans butthole. When you get a shlong in the buns.

Did you hear what happened to Matt in prison, He totally got shlonged

by GorillaFighting March 2, 2014

Shlongkey

Is a male who prefers to be on the receiving end of anal sex or anal play. The male will often show off their stretched out anal sphincters like a badge of honor.

Goatse is an example of a Shlongkey.
1 guy 1 cup is an example of a Shlongkey gone wrong.

by deltron3030 September 9, 2013