shloomp

using your hand like a credit card to swipe upwards in a females crotch

joey: shloomp! haha
brittany: fucking stop!

by nniuqyeoj August 5, 2010

Joel Eerik Salomon Hokka

Joel Hokka in one of the hottest men walking on this mf planet. He was born 5.10.1993. His name day is 13.7. He is known for his amazing voice and he is the other Lead singer of the band Blind Channel.

”Hey did you know today (13.7) is Joel Eerik Salomon Hokka ’s name day?”

”No i did not.”

”U better go and say happy name day to him!”

by @bc.arttii July 13, 2021

Ka- Shloon

Another way of saying thank you.

Heres your food

Ka- Shloon

You good bruh

Nah

by BruhBruhMoment February 14, 2020

Shmomosexual

The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.

Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)

Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.

Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.

by rperazag May 5, 2010

shloop

Used when something is either missing, or out of the ordinary. Can be used as a noun, verb, and adjective. Most commonly referred to by Bernard Jain and Joey Fuschetti. Also used to refer to a lap around the track.

Dang it, he shlooped my planner.

Shloop!

Go run a shloop!

What the shloop?

by Dana Siegel June 16, 2009

shloopydoupe

Extravagant and exquisite oral sex

What's your opinion on the shloopydoupe that was given by Simone yesterday

by ppheadman123 May 11, 2021

Shloomy

Shloomy is a legendary word that many people will soon find. Shloomy is just a vibe you can be on. It can also be used in the context of "Shloomy Time" which basically means you're currently having a phenomenal time.

Its shloomy time! I'm feeling so good and awesome right now, the vibes are immaculate

by Shloomy June 8, 2021