Shasturbate

The act of masturbating in the shower

Hey i have to shower later tonight, so don't Shasturbate before i do!

by The Kali Kid February 17, 2009

shasturbate

The act of masturbating while taking a shower. The wetness and steaminess makes it feel amazing, yet it usually takes a little longer to have an orgasm. It is also very efficient in terms of cleaning yourself off afterwards.

Ron: "Bro, I just shasturbated while thinking about Emma Watson!"

Daniel: "Nice, dude, that must have felt awesome! Shasturbation is the best!"

by fapfapfap458 November 26, 2011

sobturbate

The act of masturbating while sobbing after which a person either realizes that they are lonely, or that the male/female they are interested in is with another person or not interested in them.

I wanted to hang out with people this weekend, but all of my friends are out with their significant others....I guess I'll just stay home and sobturbate.

by thedirtyjerz November 11, 2011

e-sturbate

getting ones self off while watching a male pornstar sevice himself over the internet.

oh dude i had a phat e-sturbate last night. fuck yeah.

by bradingna July 28, 2006

shasturbate

To shit and masturbate at the same time.

For christ sake Jacob you've only gone and shasturbated up the wall .

by Accidictal June 7, 2016

shasturbate

When one masturbates using their own shat as lubricant.

I couldn't find the lotion anywhere so I shasturbated!

I was wiping my ass and accidentally got some shit on my hand so I decided to shasturbate.

by LeDouche December 9, 2008

shituate

to situate or organize one's things, stuff, or sh&%.

I needed a moment to get shituated.

Please wait, I have a lot to get shituated.

by temple13 November 8, 2009