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Shititude

The act of having a shitty attitude when feeling entitled.
When a teenager wants attention from their parent in a bratty-nasty way. "My daughter gave me a real shititude last night when I wouldn't let her sleep at her boyfriends house last night."
by The MCC September 3, 2015
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Shiticle

A long haired person, with hair that hangs to their butt crack, poops and the poop particles float into their hair
Long haired Sally had bad pizza with prosciutto, was in the toilet 30 minutes later, and blew shiticles into her ponytail.
by EC0417 January 10, 2022
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shitcrete

A mixture of shit and quick drying concrete which sticks to the inside of the bog and requires a pneumatic drill to remove. Usually caused when kids eat too much junk food, and then launch a badly guided sub.
Just spent 10 minutes trying to remove a load of shitcrete from the bog after Felix dropped the kids off at the pool. The bog brush is in tatters.
by Scm73 July 30, 2023
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shiture

A photograph of ones feces taken for the purposes of bragging, nostalgia, comedy relief or simply because the photographer has assues. (See definition of assues).
Dude A: I took a hella crap this morning. It was so big I had to take a shiture. Check it out (showing Dude B the evidence).

Dude B: Holy shit, What did you name it?
by Ashland_rox March 2, 2010
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Shiticane

Origin; "the shit is going to hit the fan"
Coined by Jim Lahey from MTV's Trailor Park Boys. Described as a powerful force of revenge,in attempt to ruin a future series of events. A shiticane is caused due to large increments of anger. Similar to that of a 'shit storm'.
"the shiticane is comin' for you Rick..."
-Used as a defence/warning toward the Sunnyvale Trailor Park locals by ex police officer, and park supervisor Jim Lahey
by Benson005 September 6, 2008
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shiticles

the feeling of being cold; usually stuck in a cold bathroom at a greasy spoon diner, disposing of a weeks worth of meals.
Holy shiticles, I need to hurry before I get stuck in here.
by elank54 July 28, 2010
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Shitscrewed

Bryan: "Dude, you shouldn't have done that last night"

Josh: "Man I know, I'm so shitscrewed"
by Brycer August 15, 2010
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