America's Shittiest

Milwaukee's Best. Beer usually drunken by underage teens who can't afford anything else.

15 yo: Hey lets get some Milwaukee's Best for tonight.

Other 15 yo: Nah. It might be Milwaukee's Best, but it's America's Shittiest. Let's get Natty Lite.

by part irishman September 19, 2009

bobby shitchat

a person who regularly talks shit.

"that boy is a serious bobby shitchat"

by Paul Andrews 01 November 8, 2008

Shitesticles

When a big fat guy steps on your belly and ruptures your intestines. The poop squishes down into you scrotum causing your testicles to get all shitty.

Ah, dude. That guy caused Billy to get shitesticles.

by Pollup January 11, 2008

shitches ain't bit

bitches aint shit, but in a way that people cant tell what you're saying.

shitches ain't bit but troes and hicks.

by jburger811 June 24, 2010

Shitcrust

The crust on a piece of shit. Metaphorically speaking, the unpleasantly dry surface manifestation of a larger mass of wet excrement.

Philip Hammond, chancellor of the exchequer, is merely the shitcrust on top of a government entirely composed of a stinking pile of shite.

by Rico1971 October 2, 2017

shitcessful

When, on the backside of a night of major drinking, you sit down on the commode and use those 8 Coronas to push your wife’s meatloaf through your balloon knot and into the toilet where it should have gone in the first place. All while having the extruded log going from what looks like old petrified, burnt bark to smooth light-brown peanut butter.

Hey Tom, you having a good day? “Man, I’m having a shitcessful day!” Oh really? Did you blow out that struggle plug or something? “Dude, I reset my bowels to Thursday before my wife fed me a meatloaf that looked like a dead cat. I feel like I can take over the world now!!”

by Bobby the Bug Man September 21, 2020

shittest cunt

the shittest of all cunts

eddie: finley is the shittest cunts after he got with emily
sam:i know right

by sexhaver6759280 September 18, 2022