Shitchester 

A town where uncultured people think they're educated but they know jack-all. The majority of the population of Shitchester don't seem to realise that there's a whole world outside for them to explore and thus they normally stay in their little town producing kids JUST after the moment they hit puberty.

See Chichester

Also known as Chichester Shitchester

Shitchester by Zay-J July 24, 2012

The Smithester 

The gentlemanly act of holding a ladies hair back whilst she cries and vomits uncontrolably into the toilet, whilst at the same time you wank in her face and leave a heaving spunk mess on her chin!

Aw dude. Kerry came back to mine after the pub last night and threw up all over my carpet. Like every man knows thats the calling card for The Smithester, So I dragged her to the toilet and did my worst. She loved it!

The Smithester by Jobby Muscle December 12, 2010

Shitchest 

A radical feminist ,with no desire for children, who often places fecal matter from her 17 cats inside her chest cavity, similarly where Iron Man Tony Stark would place his coveted arc reactor.

Kayla has been posting about Elizabeth Warren's courageous veracity all week. I'll never understand why she aspires to be such a shitchest.

Shitchest by ProudBoysOhio February 8, 2017

shitmester 

(Noun) A college semester in which one's schedule is composed of mainly requisite and difficult courses that do not pertain to their major, minor, or area of interest.

Victoria: "Registering for classes makes me want to throw up."
Erin: "I know, Spring '15 is going to be a shitmester."
Victoria: "SAME- I'm taking poly science and a science lab... I'm a communications major."

shitmester by Collegestudent22 November 6, 2014

shitester

Alternative for Shit Stirrer, used to describe a person that loves to cause trouble for others. Pronounced shite-ster. Used prominently in the rough areas of the UK.

Pack it the fuck in, ya shitester!

shitester by Bullshit Man June 17, 2017

snitchster 

A lame kid who tattles and snitches all the time. Snitching to this kid has become a reflex, and keeping his mouth shut is almost impossible.

"yo stop kickin it with Kevin man he ratted out everyone"

"word?"

"yea man he's just a snitchster"

"lame...."

snitchster by Petey Tummz July 6, 2008

Shitquestered 

To be constipated, i.e. your shit cannot come out. (shit + sequestered)

Joe had to take some laxative because he was shitquestered.

Shitquestered by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009