jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"
by grpo January 30, 2025
by hotsezygirl59949338 January 28, 2020
When you go into a store that offers their restrooms to paying customers only but you sneak in a deuce and a piss and evacuate the premises immediately before the cashier/manager notices your shit and run.
I stumbled into a convenience store that had a “Customers Only” sign on the bathroom door but I didn’t have a penny to pay but had to make a large deposit so I committed a “shit and run”
by Vic Ferrari May 27, 2020
The act of posting to an internet forum, message board or social networking site for the sole purpose of antagonizing others with angry or insulting posts, and then quickly disappearing. Usually adds nothing of substance to the ongoing conversation. Also see: Trolling.
"That guy came in here, told us we all suck, and never posted again. Guess he's a 'shit and run' poster".
by Peppy Zippy Zoo November 06, 2014
When someone takes a dump and doesn't flush, leaving the mess for the next unsuspecting bathroom-user to deal with.
by Giant Labbit December 06, 2009
The act of entering a public restaurant (typically a fast food chain) only to use the bathroom, and not order any food or drinks.
I had to perform a shit and run at the Arby’s off the highway, since I hadn’t gone since we got on the road.
by DirtSlabber August 14, 2023