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Reverse Shit-covered Nutsack

When you piss a woman off so bad that she verbally rips your nutsack off and shoves it so far up your asshole that you choke on it.
Rebekah was so mad that she threatened the reverse shit-covered nutsack... I talked her down until next time...
by TallTin September 18, 2017
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shit Mother TITTY NUTS!

The reflexive nonsensical irrational escalating expletive declared in real time during the worst possible nonsensical irrational event.
shit Mother TITTY NUTS! were the last words witnesses reported hearing from Larry before he drowned in earlobe Herpes infested lake water that inexplicably spewed from his laptop after missing the income tax e-Filing deadline by just one minute
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Shit on my Nutsack

A phrase coined by the late Jaemok Lee, who used the expression to express serious distaste or displeasure in a relatively oppressive situation.
Yo Stuart, did you know the paper is due tomorrow?

Aw shit on my nutsack, I forgot about it.
by Mackdee April 20, 2010
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nuttier than squirell shit

Off the wall, to the extreme, maximum levels. Usually in a negative context....Pay attention "USUALLY".
This guy sat near me on the train, had this outfit on that was nuttier than squirell shit, man was it jacked!
by wilddogjoe October 5, 2011
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nuttier than squirl shit

Someone who is crazy, nuts, or out of their mind.
"Man that tweeker has done so much meth, that he is nuttier than squirl shit"
by tejano_in_iowa October 2, 2006
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picking nuts out of monkey shit

Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.
Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."

Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."

Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."

Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"

Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"
by JHop March 12, 2008
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shitnuts

When you wipe back to front, and get poop on your ballbag.
I got shitnuts now i have to pick it off with a Q-tip.
by Moose February 20, 2005
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