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Same day shipping at 11:59pm

The Amazon employee has to speed run the package to your home in one minute. If they don’t succeed they are shipped to Afghanistan to be trained as ISIS members.
Me: (Orders an item on Amazon with same day shipping at 11:59pm)
Cursed Amazon worker: Fuck...
by Dick Cheeze Demario October 5, 2020
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UMFS Sheppard

The product of a mexican breeding with a gremlin, that after years of whoring, saves up enough money to go to UMFS.
Man, I got herpes from this ugly bitch, the UMFS Sheppard
by angel cakes 99 November 23, 2019
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Sinking Ship

A phrase used when a business is doing poorly due to lack of sales or bad management
Jim : Our store is becoming a Sinking Ship you need to kick it up a notch or I may have to replace you!
Chad : Even though I pleasure your ass with my dick I still might lose my job?
Jim : Yes I would miss our tickle time but your time may be limited with our company!
Chad : I guess it may be time for me to abandon this Sinking Ship!
Jim : I just hope your replacement has a 14 inch cock as well!
Chad : Yeah good luck with that!
by SlopNChop May 18, 2017
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Jiku Shippu Senko Rennodan Zeroshiki

Minato Namikaze's (a.k.a the 4th Hokage) ultimate justu. Translates as "Flying Raijin: Celestial Air Slice Type-Zero."
Minato: Jiku Shippu Senko Rennodan Zeroshiki
Guy: Urrrghhh! @#*&%!!!!!
Minato: Nothing really.
by Zukie August 2, 2017
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I ship it

When you imagine 2 people would be good together in a relationship, so therefore you "ship" them.
"I ship Andrew and Claire".
"OMG, I totally ship Chris and Taryn".
"Jessie and Steven? I ship it".
by Catlover2312 June 21, 2015
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shipper angst

Contrived and torturously convoluted writing of a TV show’s characters’ relationships, done simply for the sake of interjecting more ‘drama’ into the series.

Shipper angst typically includes elements of lose, conflict, jealousy, and both real and perceived infidelities, that adversely affect and influence the thoughts and actions the show’s characters. While these elements are standard ingredients of good drama, their overuse is unmistakable evidence of the kind of hack writing that reduces TV series drama to mere melodrama.
I stopped watching ‘Battlestar Galacticain the middle of the third season. I just couldn’t stand watching any more of that silly shipper angst.
by AuntyMouse April 10, 2009
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Shilpa

Somebody who is a caring and nice person. Shilpas are usually random, sometimes annoying. Somebody who cares for friends and family. Has lots of friends from many different groups. They can fight back verbally and sometimes they take things too seriously. Somebody whoo is very generous and helpful. Shilpas are very trustworthy and honest. They are usually very intelligent and good at most sports, maybe bad at a few. Somebody who is very pretty. Their hair, eyes, and personality are the best parts.
Hey it's Shilpa, she's awesome!
by HiHi55 September 27, 2011
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