Arthur Two Sheds Jackson

A man who does NOT have two sheds, despite his moniker. He is not planning on getting another. He only has one, and this shed of his has no special features.

"THAT IS IT! I am throwing away the bloody shed!"
"Then you'll be Arthur "No Sheds" Jackson, right?"

by Zach G. November 9, 2003

SheDouche

The feminine version of the fratty douchebag guy. Often seen wearing leggings with riding boots and sunglasses larger than her head. Most frequently seen carrying an over-sized designer bag in the crook of her elbow. Has greater number pics of self in the same pose on Facebook than she has friends. Often has ginormous nonfat beverages and pinkberry.

Minnie has become a total SheDouche! She won't even be seen in my Honda.

by Xderloin May 24, 2011

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.

(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"

by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003

Shedded

To get extremely drunk and forget/lose everything.

He got shedded last night: He lost his keys, phone and dignity and ended up having to sleep in the shed until his girlfriend got home.

by HTEsser December 23, 2014

not the sharpest tool in the shed

A gentle way to say that someone is just unintelligent.

-Danny failed his third test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.

by Golan September 23, 2005

Shed Gang

A secret society at the University of St Andrews. Rumored to operate out of the local shed.

J: Hey man, my buddy from Dundee's coming over Friday. Shed gang ?

Q: Fuck ya 🅱oi Shed gang , whole lotta shed shit

by Jewish Lightning October 2, 2018

take em behind the shed

To drag something behind a wooden shed to be put out of its misery by shooting it with a gun.

They should take that rapist and take em behind the shed.

by mwfitz August 2, 2014