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Clam Shelling

A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.
Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"

Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”
by Fearfulcat November 22, 2015
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gut shelving

Placing your fat beer belly on the back of a women during doggy style sex to relieve pressure on the knees.
Guy1: My knees have been killing me lately during doggy style coitus.
Guy2: You should really try gut shelving to relieve the pressure on your knees, mate.
by ThatJO February 2, 2018
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Sheeping

"Sheeping" is another way of saying "A Wolf In Sheep's Clothing".

On the internet, this is referring to a person that instant messages, emails, chats or calls pretending to be someone else or a different gender than they really are.

They can be found in internet chat rooms or forums.

They will try to "disguise" themselves by using a female screen name and a color or font that implies "female".

A person that is sheeping will also email or post “fake” pics and claim they are their own.

Sheeping is also when a person wants others to think he/she is "new" to their chat room/forum.

Syntax and diction can/are specific to each person’s manner and personality therefore sheepers can be easily exposed.
"He is sheeping."
"What?"
"He is not female he is pretending to be a female"

"That is Cynthia. She is sheeping. You can change your SN but you cant change the way you type. "

"She is sheeping. Those are'nt her pics. Those pics are on 11 websites. Unless of course she is a model."

"He is male not female. That insult is used more by men and scarcely by women. He is sheeping."
by SwtPnkKty December 6, 2011
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Top Shelfing

To put a dip in your top lip, as oppossed to the more widely used bottom lip.
My bottom lip was tore up, so I had to turn to top shelfing it today.
by BigOBJ7 December 15, 2008
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top shelving

taking a shit in the tank of a toilet. a tactic for getting back at terrible landlords
My landlord was being a real dick so I pissed on his sofa and now im top shelving him!!
by htownbound November 7, 2013
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sheeping boots

Tall boots, like the ones that the Texas Aggies Corp Senions have that are use to Fuck sheep. You simply catch the sheep and stick its hind legs in the boots and then fuck it. The tall boots prevent the sheep from getting away.
"Man Jim did you see the boots on that cowboy?" "You damn right I did. You know how easy it would be to fuck sheep with those" "Yeah those sheeping boots sure would make it easy.
by wpcustoms January 17, 2008
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top shelfing it

Taking a dump on the closed lid of a toilet. Usually performed in someone else's dorm or barracks.
You go into a toilet stall, close the door, put the seat and the lid down, and poop on the lid. This is called top shelfing it. Then you go to another stall and take care of the clean up work. Wash your hands, and sneak out of the bathroom unnoticed. Works best in the middle of the night.
by Col. Peter Spanker April 1, 2008
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