Chelsea Clam Shell

When You open your ass over someones head in a swallowing motion while they are passed out and push there head into your ass.

Cuzan johny passed out so i gave him a Chelsea Clam Shell,when he awoke he was not happy.

by tbagmartin March 28, 2010

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Shell scripts don't require salaries and don't complain about yesterdays coffee. You should pay more attention to the creative possibilities of shell scripts, especially in relation to human resources.

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"Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script".

by another nerd out there... September 17, 2003

soft shell taco

Shaved pussy

That girl is tight. Landing strip or triangle?

Nah man, soft shell taco.

by Adambom42 April 20, 2018

Demon Shell

When you drink to the point of blacking out, your Demon Shell is the brainless body left running around, causing problems.

"I may have blacked out last night, but judging from the photos my Demon Shell enjoyed the party."

"I'm not sure how I got home, but my Demon Shell managed to get me there with my wallet and phone."

by 307girl April 5, 2012

shellbacker

straight military guy, usually Navy, who does gay "solo jerk-off" videos for gay guys for extra cash...a profitable endeavor that doesn't make them gay...just means they are confident with their packages and love getting paid money for something they usually do for free by themselves...

Ensign Hawkins earns extra spending money as a shellbacker when he's on shore leave.

by bottomboy_tj December 28, 2014

shelationship

Noun - A non-sexual relationship between two straight females. Generally involving gabbing, talking, whispering, sharing secrets, giggling, expression of feelings, shopping, and copious discussion of shoes and clothes.

Shelationship is the antonym of "bromance". Where a bromance involves two men doing all sorts of cool manly things together, like fighting bulls, shooting crossbows, and shaving mohawks, a shelationship has none of that. Instead it has close bonding, and possibly a Sandra Bullock movie.

Provenance/Origin: "shelationship" is a portmanteau of the two words "she" and "relationship".

John "Hey Steve, can you get away from Julie this weekend for some spearfishing?"

Steve "Totally! Julie is in a serious shelationship with that girl Brenda, and they are going to be scrapbooking all weekend. After we're done, let's go skydiving."

John "Awesome!"

by MC A.G. August 6, 2010

Sheila Slawiak

A ass fucker that loves to suck on dat shit nigga.

Student: You Got Sheila Slawiak
Other Kid: No, I'm So Sorry To Hear That

by MrCommunist February 23, 2020