Sheboygan Tuxedo

(Noun) Formal wear of a generally inferior or tacky quality, such as a Sean John three-piece with lapels on the vest.

"Man, that guy Justin sure looks like a choad in his Sheboygan Tuxedo. I've seen better merchandise at the Nasty Pig!"

by Ballgrease21 December 15, 2016

Sheldon College

a really fucked up school where everyone gets bored shitless and cant wait to get the fuck out of there

John: Sheldon College is boring
Greg: No shit sherlock

by nogheaddd October 16, 2019

Shelbyism

A religion which worships someone of the name 'Shelby'.

Shelbys are practically Goddesses and deserve to be worshiped as much as any other religion.

It's practically the same as Atheism, but you believe that Shelby is real.

Bob: Hey, did you hear about that new religion?
Margret: Yeah, Shelbyism is the new Athiest!

by Toast8535 July 24, 2011

shelfood

Books that people put on a shelf without ever reading them, even though they think they eventually will, but mainly to give the impression of being well-read.

A friend is going over your books on the shelf.

- friend : " - Title of the book -, wow, is that a good book?"
- you : "I don't know, I have not read it yet."
- friend : "Yeah right ... shelfood!"

by hansome hyena July 5, 2012

Shelby

Shelby is the best girlfriend any guy could ever ask for! She's funny, sexy amazing and an apparently great kisser. Her new boyfriend loves her very much!

Person1: who's dating Shelby?

Person2: I don't know but he's really lucky

by Awesome boyfriend February 6, 2014

Sheboygan Tittie Punch

The Sheboygan Tittie Punch is a physical manuver in which a female holds one of her breasts in one hand and a man's face in the other. The man's face is generally placed between the two breasts in a standard "motor boating" position. The female then slaps or "punches" the man's face with the breast. It originated in the city of Sheboygan, WI and derives its name as such. It is a common technique used at local gentleman's clubs. It is offen referred to as an "STP". The "STP" has been known to cause injury in some cases.

During my lap dance the young lady hit me several times with a Sheboygan Tittie Punch.

by Carpyorangepants September 25, 2015

Sheboon

Racist term for an African American woman. Combination of "She" and "Baboon"

She was screaming "Lawsy! Lawsy!" when the police took her away. No White woman would do that. It had to be a sheboon.

by Ritzy Cracker December 1, 2010