shelfood 

Books that people put on a shelf without ever reading them, even though they think they eventually will, but mainly to give the impression of being well-read.

A friend is going over your books on the shelf.

- friend : " - Title of the book -, wow, is that a good book?"
- you : "I don't know, I have not read it yet."
- friend : "Yeah right ... shelfood!"

shelfood by hansome hyena July 5, 2012

Shelford 

Shelford is someone who is not hard to get along with. He always exhibits kindness, loyalty and generosity in everything he does. He is super funny and will leave you feeling comfortable in his presence. He will be there through thick and thin, and you can always rely on him. If you haven’t already got you a Shelford it’s probably cos your toxic and he don’t play that

Person 1: Shelford is a Real N**ga

Person 2: Oh fosho, he a real 1

Shelford by Shelford November 22, 2021

Shelford 

Shelfords are a rare breed. Shelford is a total G. He's witty and funny and a total nerd.

But don't call him a nerd to his face unless you know him because Shelford is the king of dog shots! He will break your face.
But he's cool when he's not cheating at monopoly.

Shelf-holden is always looking for some dank Kush too..

Shelford is a one of a kind guy.

Shelford by Clairechair November 23, 2021

shelford 

It's clear that Shelly or Shelford rides for his gang, gang, gang, gang. And that's word to his gang, gang, gang.

He is quite the competitor and doesn't take kindly to losing. He will cheat and cheap shot any rival who stands between him and first place.

He's kinda an undercover bhad bhabie.
But with better hair.

His motto is, "be good at it."

Shelford is good at it.

shelford by Clairechair November 23, 2021