Shelbyism

A religion which worships someone of the name 'Shelby'.

Shelbys are practically Goddesses and deserve to be worshiped as much as any other religion.

It's practically the same as Atheism, but you believe that Shelby is real.

Bob: Hey, did you hear about that new religion?
Margret: Yeah, Shelbyism is the new Athiest!

by Toast8535 July 24, 2011