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Shelbyism

A religion which worships someone of the name 'Shelby'.

Shelbys are practically Goddesses and deserve to be worshiped as much as any other religion.

It's practically the same as Atheism, but you believe that Shelby is real.
Bob: Hey, did you hear about that new religion?
Margret: Yeah, Shelbyism is the new Athiest!
by Toast8535 July 24, 2011
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sheepyism

The only real religion. Following sheepy our lord and savior you have the freedom to do anything you want. He is not illegal like that stupid bitch jesus christ, sheepy does not promote underage drinking. Because SHEEPY FOLLOWS THE LAWS. ALL PRAISE SHEEPY. ALL PRAISE SHEEPY. ALL PRAISE SHEEPY. ALL PRAISE SHEEPY. ALL PRAISE SHEEPY.
sidni yorkshire: the mancini sleepword sheep is so ugly lmfaooo
iksha: i- you’re kidding me dude

swanny: sheepy is my savior
iksha: we can’t be friends is you don’t follow sheepyism
misha: all praise sheepy
by Scribblescrabble69 October 3, 2019
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smellyism

The Belief of being smelly. Smellyism is where you don’t believe in showering and not caring about your bad smell. It was founded by “User” in the year 2021.
That guys doesn’t shower or cares about his smell? He must be practicing smellyism.
by SmellyUser September 6, 2022
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Shellism

The extra work and the amount of dramas we had, we surprised them all to have the job finished on time. Although it has taken all of our energy and a ot of shellism to get the job done, everyone is happy
by Shellism June 28, 2019
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Sherbism

A monotheistic ideology which praises the overseeing and almighty Joebert. Joebert is often referred to as "Sherbert" or "My Lord", hence why the ideology is referred to as Sherbism.

Hourly prayers are done for soul cleansing and forgiving of sins. These periods of prayer are said to last 1-2 minutes, and all followers are to not speak during these time periods and ask for blessings from the Lord. Speaking or any physical action that does not abide to the norm of these prayers are considered sinful and can be followed by punishment decided by the Lord. It is often than the Lord is forgiving, so this punishment is rarely seen.

All kind is accepted by the arms of Joebert, and followers of Sherbism are very welcoming and treated with respect.
Join me brother, for Joebert will show us the ways of Sherbism.
by HyperNøva January 18, 2020
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shelbis

FILTHY, DIRTY, NASTY, LIMITLESS when it comes to sexual orientation. Wreaks of prostate and colon due to always playing with one's asshole
"Alexa, Shelbis wants to know what's the maximum diameter the human asshole can be stretched to ?"
by Helixxx__29 March 4, 2019
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Shoobyism

The belief of purposefully using Bangalore from Apex Legends to inflict mental stress and anxiety upon the higher tier portion of players as means of revenge for their constant Harrassment of those who who can't afford PC's
Those who believe in Shoobyism are called "Shoobiests"
by IssaMysteryy February 22, 2022
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