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Parker Pencil Sharpener

When a girl nibbles and tugs on your dick to the point of it becoming pointed, or sharpened!
"I got a Parker Pencil Sharpener last night and now I can pop a balloon with my cock!"
"Howy Shit!"
by BrownieMixx January 11, 2009
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Al Sharpton

If you are black, Al is the person you should go to if you got beaten by the police.
Some guy: Hello, Reverend Al Sharpton. Just a week ago I got beaten by the police and they weren't black.
Sharpton: Damn crackers I can't turn a metaphorical corner without seeing a brother gettin' beat by some fat-ass-Elvis-impersonater cracker.

Racism continues!
by RP January 31, 2005
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Sharpest Lives

A great song by an amazing band My Chemical Romance (abbreviated MCR)
Kaitlyn: I love MCR's new song "Sharpest lives"!
by Madison816 June 16, 2008
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sharpey

1/ a miss spelling of the popular brand of permanent marker made by the US company Sanford and favoured by George W Bush as his writing implement of choice

2/ a localised derisory term, peculiar to west yorkshire, which denotes something as worthless, gaudy or "gay"
chap #1 "i say, do you approve of my new dress shirt, my good lady purchased it"

chap#2 "nooo way dude! that's Von Dutch, no fucker wears Von Dutch, it's totally fucking sharpey"

chap #1 " oh my word i shall return to my domicile and blacken the eyes of our doris"
by macatsuma February 12, 2010
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Do'Ral Sharpe

(n)- 1). a calming existence in harsh times. makes you smile when you're filled with anger. can make you content. something which is easy to love. something you want in you're life, forever.
2). when its not being amazing, its something that can frustrate you to the point of crying yourself to sleep. Yet, you still love it while crying and you still wish it would never leave/disappear.
Do'Ral Sharpe was wrapped around me, after I got the bad news, to prevent me from bursting into tears.
by Queen of the Ants March 23, 2009
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Sharper Image

From the eponymous company line of products. Saying "Sharper Image" before an item automatically makes it high-end. Usually, it denotes a high-cost but low-value product that, while appeling to rich folk, those who think they're rich, or those who want to live the high-life, was nevertheless manufactured in China like every other product common people buy.

Since the company filed for bankruptcy, the Sharper Image brand has significantly lost appeal, and is now-a-days synonymous with wasting money on over-priced goods.
"I got these Trump Steaks off Sharper Image, they cost me $100 a pound so they must be delicious."
"Fully endorsed by Donald Trump.... Nice! We're gonna make a great impression at the Young Republicans meeting."
by AvianEddy June 2, 2009
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Sharpest Bulb

Paraphrased from the words of Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content:
The sharpest lightbulb in the box... being the broken one of course.
end paraphrase.
A seemingly flattering compliment that is meant to be explained to the victim after they thank you.
A: You know what? You are the sharpest bulb in the box.
B: Awww, thanks that means a lot, :)
A: The sharpest one being the broken one of course.
B: Hey!
by Bewnam Ajnin April 23, 2008
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