sharpey 

1/ a miss spelling of the popular brand of permanent marker made by the US company Sanford and favoured by George W Bush as his writing implement of choice

2/ a localised derisory term, peculiar to west yorkshire, which denotes something as worthless, gaudy or "gay"

chap #1 "i say, do you approve of my new dress shirt, my good lady purchased it"

chap#2 "nooo way dude! that's Von Dutch, no fucker wears Von Dutch, it's totally fucking sharpey"

chap #1 " oh my word i shall return to my domicile and blacken the eyes of our doris"

sharpey by macatsuma February 12, 2010

Sharpey 

The god of hair and all thing hair related/ The prophet of global hair companies and also teh true form of hair its self, see hair

Oh my god its Sharpey look at his hair!

Sharpey by Juan Pablo Angle July 1, 2004

mr sharkey 

The wisest history teacher in all of Ireland, leader of Sharkeys Army, expert on the Ulster Plantations, loves eating chalk

Oh yes I've got Mr Sharkey for history, let's go boys

mr sharkey by 2167 September 20, 2020

Pencil and Sharpener theory 

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)

The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime

Pencil and Sharpener theory by Pitarz September 8, 2016

Sharkey

This man is a paragon of indomitable manliness. Just the sound of his name is enough to impregnant a woman. There are many legends of his sexual conquests, which have been documented in the famous Indian script, the Kama Sutra. Some say he even invented sexual intercourse. His badass exploits have been featured in movies and books such as, The Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, The Bible, Rambo, and many more. His addiction to cocaine in the the 80s was even featured in the film about his Miami Vice days, Scarface. He didn't die at the end though, the world would simply implode from the lack of his existence. He is the Alpha and the Omega, the begining and the end. Some would even compare him to Jesus, but Jesus has mercy, this man does not.

Ever read the Bible? yeah that's about Sharkey

Sharkey by Thaoriginaljew June 7, 2011

Morning Sharpener 

(noun) An alcoholic beverage, typically one standard drink (0.6 oz pure ethanol), consumed at the start of one's day. The intended goal of a morning sharpener is, as the name implies, to "sharpen" one's mental accuity, mood and motivation. However, much like getting high before a stressful, high pressure event, it often has the opposite effect.

Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.

"What's up with Joe today?"

"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."

"Poor bastard."

Morning Sharpener by CredibleHulk84 September 20, 2017

Wendy Sharpe 

Wendy Sharpe, Richard Hale, is the most annoying incomplete form of a teacher. She comes into school with the biggest skid mark on her arse, and her hairline is as bad as her IQ. If you want a R.E. teacher who is in for only the money, you’ve found yourself a shit teacher.

Wendy Sharpe has the biggest skid mark ever on her arse.

Wendy Sharpe by Voltage Likes Men May 10, 2019