Definitions by macatsuma

pedoslug 

a gentleman that prefers the younger end of the sexual spectrum, a humbert who'll go for twinks or loli's but doesn't have the energy, or drive, to actually expend any effort fucking kids

gentleman 1

" i say, that unsavory chap has been staring at those young ladies for quite some time, i may have to call a constable for i fear paedophilia's afoot"

gentleman 2

"nah, he's a pedoslug they'd be too fast for him to nonce up

pedoslug by macatsuma November 11, 2011

sharpey 

1/ a miss spelling of the popular brand of permanent marker made by the US company Sanford and favoured by George W Bush as his writing implement of choice

2/ a localised derisory term, peculiar to west yorkshire, which denotes something as worthless, gaudy or "gay"

chap #1 "i say, do you approve of my new dress shirt, my good lady purchased it"

chap#2 "nooo way dude! that's Von Dutch, no fucker wears Von Dutch, it's totally fucking sharpey"

chap #1 " oh my word i shall return to my domicile and blacken the eyes of our doris"

sharpey by macatsuma February 12, 2010