Sematary

That place where you bury someone you can't live without. Only to have to beat them to death again with a shovel in the end.
People in the Pet Sematary movies seem to be lost in the concept of DOOONT BURY ANYTHING THERE.

My Grandmother died, so I buried her in the Pet Sematary.

That night, she crawled through my window and tried to get me in a chokehold. I beat her head off with a large frying pan.

by Christ Lawd of Jesus November 3, 2010

shmatza

a depressed or sad feeling.

you dont look to good, whats wrong??

i dont know i feel kinda shmatza.. =

by lectora February 9, 2008

Sexmatic

1) Extremely Awesome, creating feelings of crazy awesomeness
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2) Very Pleasing to self
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a) Yo D, that song was sexmatic.
b) That girl was sexmatic, im calling that girl again for sure.
c) Hitting that huka was sexmatic.

by DSPNyrkez July 6, 2010

Schmate Man VICK

An arrogant person who tries to convince people of a false history behind his family name. Often also heard falsely touting relations to famous people of yore. Generally perceived to be a liar.

Bob Fytzgaruld: Did you know that my last name is pronounced "Lincoln"? And Abraham Lincoln was my great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather.

Smart woman: Avast, you rogue. These are lies of the most detestable sort. I perceive you as a Schmate Man VICK and thus a teller of falsehoods.

by SuperMegaFoxyAwesomeHot23 January 23, 2011

shmather

The action of doing and talking about drugs, also can be defined as nothing or everything.

Brad: Hey bro, did you get the shmather last night?
Barry: Yea bro, I got the shmather ;)

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Brad: Hey wassup shmather
Barry: WTF does that mean?
Brad: Nothing!

by JakeTheDog420 November 16, 2011

Schmatta Gauntlet

A narrow walkway surrounded by merchants hawking cheap souvenirs, as frequently experienced when disembarking a cruise ship in a popular tourist port.

So I got off the ship to take a nice walk, but first, Oy!, had to survive the schmatta gauntlet!

by Cruise Maven March 21, 2019

Schmatorade

noun: A cheaper and low-quality grade variant of the popular Gatorade brand. Schmatorade offers "nearly" the same electrolytes and re-hydrating qualities, but in a more affordably labeled bottle and offered at a "are you serious"ly lower price. Schmatorade is an inferior brand akin to a store's "white-label brand".

(spit-take) Damn, Cornelius, this Schmatorade smells AND tastes like asparagus piss! Tell your cheap-ass momma to buck up for some Gatorade next time!

by beancrock July 15, 2019