Seastar

A beloved term used in place of the word sister. Typically used by someone who loves the ocean and finds this word to be more fun to say.

"My seastar hates fish, but I love them."

by Wisha October 29, 2009

seesaw bitch

To quote Katy Perry, someone who's hot then cold, yes then no, in then out.. up then down.

Person 1: "Why would she do that?"
Person 2: "Cuz she's a seesaw bitch!"

by Donna y squats March 18, 2017

Alabama Seesaw

You lay flat on your back and have one of your sisters sit on your penis and another sister sit on your face. They must be facing each other to qualify as an Alabama Seesaw. If the sister on your penis is riding reverse cowboy, it is then called a Texas Teeter-Totter. Women must be your sisters.

Steve went home for his family reunion in Maryland and ended up as an Alabama Seesaw.

by Fudgie McGee November 25, 2011

Norwegian seesaw

2 men stand tip to tip, one circumcised and the other uncircumcised. Fold the foreskin over the other tip to form a seal. Gently rock back and forth until done.

Circumcised man: Hey buddy...you wanna try the Norwegian Seesaw?
Uncircumcised man: What’s that?

by Supeshortys August 1, 2018

Seetaw

to be exposed to treachery or betrayal.
to deceive, misguide, or corrupt.
to incur injury upon.

Man Charles just seetawed us by giving us another module assignment over the weekend

by SCIGURD April 9, 2010

Sexstatic

A play on the word "ecstatic" but quite the opposite, as it is the joint use of the words sex (intercourse) and static (unchanging).
It is when the male decides to awkwardly troll the female (or actually has a condition of sexstaticism) during sex by making only the same monotonous sound for every pelvic thrust. Each sound must be identical in pitch, volume, tone, articulation, and resonance - even at the climax.

It MUST last the full duration of the sexual activity, whether that be 5 minutes or an hour. After a Sexstatic performance, it is to not be talked about and pretended as if it never happened.

NOT Sexstatic: *during sex* oh...ooooh...OH!....OH GOD!! AHHHH!!! **** MY BRAINS OUT GERTRUDE!! AS HARD AS YOUR PARENTS FUCKED YOUR NAME UP!! *climax* Ooh...I love you gerdy...

Correct: *during sex; in a deep/low pitch, any volume, and dry, unchanging tone.* Ah.....Ah.....Ah.....Ah.....Ah.....Ah....*climax* Ah.....

Oh em gee, I couldn't sleep last night because my boyfriend was being Sexstatic and it was fucking weird.

by Jacque'eub October 2, 2013

Saucey Siesta

A bunch of people eat a lot of Mexican food, and they all get into sleeping bags, and then do a Conga line while having diarrhea from the bad Mexican food

"That was such a great Saucey Siesta last night!"

by BobitaLovesBob April 16, 2015