sweenis

noun- when something is so sweet, it's probably a penis.

Gemma- I've got great boobs!
Kyle- Really?
Gemma- Absolutely!
Kyle- Sweenis, yo.

by keldard February 20, 2011

Sheenism

A new religion, based off of the teachings of Charlie Sheen.

Often practiced by consuming large quantities of blow, and screwing porn stars for hours on end.

Ns1 is a loyal follower of Sheenism. All praise be to Charlie Sheen!

by ultimatebob March 3, 2011

Seenster

An individual who is expected to be present at every local nightclub and bar, regardless of weekday or weekend status. You'll always know that this person will look good, but you will never know this person beneath the surface.

There's that Seenster again. I wonder what he's on tonight? His shirt is unbuttoned 3 buttons and he is looking awfully sweaty...

by stephanie ling esteban torres May 10, 2006

Sheenism

A belief in a divine warlock that can shapeshift into an F-18 Jet, due to mass consumption of tiger blood. Members of the faith are referred to as "Winners" while all nonbelievers are known as "trolls".

Dude, ever since I joined Sheenism I've been seeing Double Rainbows. I'm fuckin winning.

by beachbum662 March 29, 2011

Shenis

When a woman has something in her pants/vaginal region that appears to look like a penis in the pants

Hillary named her shenis rainbowpatch cause it talks to the dead and has three balls

by BabyG February 26, 2003

Selenist

A Selenist means to be a die hard fan of Selena Gomez. A Selenist will always support Selena all the way.

Fahim was a true Selenist. He had wallpapers of her all over his bedroom.

by FMFilms July 16, 2015

sqeenis

Sqeenis: a square penis

Ah bro she totally rocked my sqeenis last night!

by Sqeenis April 15, 2016