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scurred

"Don't be scurred, show another part of your life
The more drinks in your system the harder to fight"-Ludacris
by Bella December 5, 2003
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Scarring

Throwing your brother off a cliff while you proclaim to him "Long live the king"
Pumba: "Did you hear about that scarring in the canyon last week?"
Timon: "That must have really scarred Simba"
by HolySpaceCow September 30, 2016
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Surrey Scurry

The action of running a red light.
Usually in a group of multiple cars.
If you don't Surrey Scurry, you're going to get rear-ended.
by Rod the Robot July 2, 2012
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Scurfball

A Scurfball is defined as a person who hasn't washed their hair in weeks, smokes 2 packs of cigarettes daily, has missing teeth and drinks two 12 packs of beer a day. Every other word is "fuck this" and "fuck that" and their breath smells like the inside of an asshole. A Scurfball consumes large quantities of McDonalds food and does not brush their teeth ever. They have large beer guts and are most likely hardcore Nascar fans.
"Bertha, when are them-there fucking cheese fries gonna be fucking done?! I've been waiting for those motha fuckers for an hour, bitch! My beers running out, my cigs are runnin’ low and I can't be waitin' around any fuckin' longer. I've got some Nascar to be watchin!"....."Harry, you and your fucking Nascar! Why don't you go take a shower and wash that dirty fucking hair, you dumb fucking scurfball!
by cheezy macaroni June 1, 2011
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scurmudgeon

The greasy, sometimes salty mixture of sweat, dead skin, hair, died urine or smegma, dingleberries, and motor oil that accumulates under the clothing of someone who hasn't showered in several weeks. The color varies from pale yellow to a yellowish-brown and had an odor reminiscent of deep fryer grease, gasoline, and taco seasoning.

Not to be confused with curmudgeon.
"Dude, will you please take a fucking bath? I can smell your scurmudgeon from like 20 feet away."

"I'm not letting you ride in my truck until you wash all that scurmudgeon off your fat ass."
by com4tablyxnumb August 18, 2013
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Scurbaduffadurf

*princess peach is in front if me un mario cart* SCURBADUFFADURF
by boombabiosb October 1, 2020
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crimson scurages

Those crimson scurages made her shit through a screen door and she ain't make a mess!
by 2012ToyotaCamry January 26, 2017
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