scrext

When you take a screen shot of a text message to post on the internet or send to a friend via email or mms.

I'm sending you a drunk scrext from last night.

by dbcjpc October 12, 2009

Scratter

Someone who lives off state benefits and has never worked in their life. Often overweight and can be found in town centres with 3 screaming kids and cans of lager in hand swearing loudly.

Look at those scratters, they should be shot at birth.

by fatbob May 8, 2003

SCROTTY FAN

A fan, generally electric, that is commonly used to accelerate the evaporative process of nad sweat.

Joe's scrotty fan is going to burn out it's motor if it doesn't cool down in this office.

by Robert Zavaro June 25, 2007

syrette

it's a tool to applicate morphine. a syrette is like a toothpaste tube with a needle on the end. you push a pin down through the needle; the pin punctures the seal; and the syrette is ready to shoot.

"I used one of the syrettes, which was my first experience with junk"
cf "Junky" by William S. Burroughs

by mad1ngle May 24, 2011

scrattin

Verb. A slang term which originates from Northern Ireland, to describe the involuntary release of semen from the vagina after sexual intercourse. Can occur at inappropriate times, without warning.

While she was walking to work this morning, she had to stop off at the bog twice she was scrattin that much.

Her nags got soaked from all the scrattin.
I had a wile go of sex this morning now I'm scrattin like a bitch, it's near running down me leg.

by stinglikeabee May 6, 2015

shretting

Shitting your pants while snowboarding or downhill skiing

I was shretting my way down to the chalet before I clogged all 4 of the toilets

by Erick Sanwiché March 9, 2018

Skrettin

A Skrettin is someone who is an absolute low life rodent who is worthless in every way, to the point where a flea would be of more use to the world.

"You sneaky little skrettin"

"Ben? He's a skrettin"

by Super_Skrettin December 31, 2019