Scromit

The act of screaming and vomiting at the same time.

"When I remembered my essay was due in an hour, I felt like I was going to scromit."

by Yeehaw Thanos June 16, 2019

Schmitty

1. noun - A hypothetical person who is always a bit cooler than everyone, has more stuff than you, is better in every way.

2. verb - Doing something a little beer than someone else, or buying a better version of something.

1.
"Schmitty has one of those."
"She's not as hot as Schmitty's girlfriend."
"The world record is 23 chicken legs, but Schmitty ate 24."
"Schmitty's car is a little faster."

2.
"I bought a new tv that's an inch bigger than yours. I schmitty'd you."
"Everytime I get something new for my boat, Joe has to go and buy something a little bit better just to schmitty me."

by earlsgarage May 6, 2006

Schmitty

A GIRL WHO THINKS THERES NO GRAVITY AND THINKS THE WORLD IS FLAT

I feel like schmitty sometimes

by Colour May 31, 2016

scomie

These people are people who think they are hardcore gangsters yet they dress is exco, and pjs pants, sometimes cheap fake bling, they usually have the slang of a gangster, they think they are hardcore, and very tough, yet they are posers, dirrty, and probably grew up in an average neighbourhood, they try to fit in by dressing the part of a gangtser.

Scomies are custy, dirrty, gangster wannabes

by Amy August 31, 2008

schmitzle-schmazle

doing every conceivable sex act in the Kama-Sutra, The Joy of Sex and the etchings on the shit-house wall

Yiddish term for a pungent, rabbi blessed stew made of leftover foreskins saved by the mohel

**see also mohel bohel

That rabbi schneider can make one mean schmitzle-schmazle!! Baruch haba, bitches!!!

"Is somebody boiling a baboon? Ohhhhh!! Please pass the schmitzle-schmazle! Shalom bitches!!"

by Brad and Mia February 11, 2006

snomit

When you are so drunk and high that a sneeze brings up a little vomit.

Dave was so wrecked, he snomited in his beer.

by GDUB Philly September 21, 2007

karl schmitt

Once upon a time, there were two embryos and one had the DNA of an intelligent person and the other had incredibly stupid genes. The second one grew legs and that is how Karl Schmitt was formed.

Karl Schmitt cannot talk to you if you are female.

by RetardJesus February 20, 2015