Screeching monkey

When a man fists a women sticks his dick in her ass and twists her nipples while bashing her into the wall

You do the screeching monkey in the bedroom

by True illness May 24, 2016

High-pitched Demonic Screeching

High-pitched demonic screeching is an act of losing Minecraft Hunger Games/ any other game

Guy 1: yo, I think I almost got him!
Another guy: *kills guy 1 with sword*
Guy 1: *High-pitched demonic screeching*

by Yeetus Yeet January 7, 2020

National Butt Clenching Day

For the ones that like to clench. Clench all day long on the 17th of March

Bro nice clench can’t wait for the 17th Because that’s national butt clenching day !

by realdeffr February 27, 2020

Splinching

Splinching (a combination of the words “spread” and “clinch”) is a flatulating technique. This occurs when one (or more) butt cheeks are spread apart, yet the sphincter is clinched, producing an impressive auditory phenomenon.

Ezekiel: “That was an impressive cheeser, my good man! What’s your secret?”
Jedediah: “Splinching is the key to a distinguished cheek squeak, Big E.”

by grandmasterpapasmurf January 21, 2023

Screaching Seagull

While having sex with Papageorges, the girl feels just like if she was having sex with a sandbox.

Mamageorges : Papageorges, would you please take a shower before having sex with me. My vagina feels like its being sandblasted.

Papageorges: Ehh, I just got out of the shower. I guess thats just the way i am. Screaching seagull-ing is Iles-de-la-Madelaine's special move.

by DJChronik October 4, 2010

sciencing

The rapid collaboration of scientific data, under extreme pretences and or life threatening situations. Often attributed to senile old men in particularly disadvantageous occasions that frequently yell, ‘Good News everyone..’

Hubert Farnsworth: ‘ I’m sciencing as fast as I can’
‘My ass is on fire, and I’m handling volatile chemicals, probably should be sciencing a little better’

by fuckattude January 23, 2015

Clenching

A neo-modern activity, involving the act of heterosexual men attending a homosexual nightclub with friends, traditionally for cheap drinks and the prospect of meeting an attractive woman with experimental tendencies. In doing this, the man often has to awkwardly reject the advances of drunk homosexual men, and hence 'clenching' their bumcheeks together.

Can be justified in conversation by shrugging shoulders and saying "YOLO."

"Hey, what are you doing tonight?"

"I'm going clenching with some friends"

"Ha, good luck.."

by Leeroy von Clenchencheek September 27, 2012