schweeishism

Schweeishism is a philosophy dedicated to making the concept of schwee a part of one's everyday life. See schweeites

1st law of schweeishism: be random and enjoy it

by BigGoofyGuy April 11, 2005

Schweeb

A generic noun-substitute, used in making sentences hilarious by virtue of its onomatopoetic sound.

A: How are you?
B: Pretty schweebin'.

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy schweeb.

by Ourai December 9, 2008

Pullin a schweebs

When you have a fight with someone and block/delete them off of everything you have. Until you don't have any sign of them ever existing in your life.

ie blocked/deleted from:
myspace
MSN
AIM
Myyearbook
facebook
Cellphone
Home phone

Weesh: I blocked Kyle in every way humanly possible
Shleebs: Pullin a Schweebs
Weesh: yep, out of sight out of mind

by Shleebs January 10, 2008

schweenis

when your 1/2 japanese and 1/2 white and you have a 2 1/2 inch hard penis

last night i went over to rickys house and he had a schweenis

by tony May 13, 2005

schkeegies

a slang term for women's breasts.

I just spilled mustard on my schkeegies after I bit into the hot dog.

by beccalee May 24, 2007

schwaeble

1. noun, meaning one who has an oversized cranium in proportion to their body; a head having a boulder-like appearance.
2. verb, an eclipsing of the sun due to a planet-like head.

"Hey dude, you're blocking the screen with your schwaeble."
"Your schwaeble has it's own orbit."
"The earth began to experience a second ice age because of the schwaebling of the sun."

by Tickturd December 28, 2008

Schweedle

Guy with a big black schlong

Hey look at Requis, what a schweedle!

by Tyronewinston3 February 16, 2022