schweetie

an abuse of the word sweetie.
a term of endearment; expressing affection; a term that indicates love, and sometimes used as a plea to achieve one's will.

Garrett: Schweetie! Don't be mad at me.. I loooove you
Stef: Ugh, okaaay...
Garrett: So, do you still love me?
Stef: yes baby

by yo bebe May 20, 2005

schwat

Another way of saying "what", but sounding cooler. Used in the online cartoon "Schfifty-Five".

"I met a really hot guy last night. We totally made out."

"SCHWAT?!"

by Renee January 1, 2005

schwatz

The penis, from the Yiddish.
Correct spelling of shwatz.

Beverly nearly saw my schwatz when I lost my grip on my towel.

by T. Strange May 30, 2003

schweet

Refers to a situation, cooperative agreement, lucky break, social or intellectual breakthrough, etc. which the speaker finds or considers to be so wonderful, satisfying, relieving, emotionally fulfilling, etc. that it is even better than being merely "sweet". Often said to the provider of the exceptional condition, either to express the speaker's profound joy or to show his unparalleled appreciation for the provider's concerted efforts in accommodating him.

Contractor: Business has been quite slow lately at the heavy-equipment yard, so with a bit of bargaining and negotiating, I was able to get the weekend dozer-rental at a 50% savings, which I'll pass long to you.
Homeowner: Schweet...!

by QuacksO December 6, 2011

Schweeties

Another word for marijuana, chronic, weed, etc.

"I am picking up some schweeties later then heading out for a sesh you coming?" said a random pothead.

by Street_Balla_21 December 1, 2006

Schweitzer

A deep thinker, hard worker and loyal friend. Schweitzer is one of the most comforting people you will ever meet. He might act reserved and like he doesn’t care, but underneath the surface he has a huge heart and strong emotions. Conversations with Schweitzer are philosophical, thought-provoking, fun and healing. Schweitzer is one of the rare ones that makes your life better just by existing.

You won’t find a better human than Schweitzer!

by Random hot dog bun November 22, 2021

Shweat

Something you get when you shart on a very hot day.

Billy: Wow Jimmy, it is so hot today. That was some spicy curry we had last night... Jimmy: did you just fart? Billy: oops I think I just sharted. Jimmy: shweat!

by Kad69 February 26, 2022