schremph

pure wetness at its finest.

By far the best baller in NBA Hangtime.

AKA. tittiemcnittie

Drew: "Damm why do I get so wet with mo money schremph"

Gayzee: "Idk he's unstopable"

Sulli: " I want Schremph's shawnson"

by Schremph's #1 fan May 26, 2008

schrump

A strange mass of varying textures that is found on freshly cut lawn. It is a substance that can only be explained as alien poo.

I just mowed the lawn, put away the mower and when i returned i noticed schrump. I looked around, no culprit could be found. So I knew! Yes, I knew it was schrump.

by Gav Bond June 13, 2008

Schrampfer

Usually the surname of a beautiful girl. She usually denies anything positive you tell her, even if it is obvious.

guy 1: man, I need a great girl

guy 2: what you need is a schrampfer

by mr. miyagie July 1, 2011

Schramping

when a hot girl becomes uglier and uglier.

"Dude have you noticed Kate used to be hot but now she so ugly!" "yea dude she has been Schramping"

by fuzzy Slack September 10, 2011

schmemph

An insult alluding to a totally lame or nerdy person. An guy who acts like a complete goofball.

look at that idiot acting like a moron, what a schmemph

by kitrik23 May 23, 2016

schrumpter

A real dick head friend or coworker

Rob's a real schrumpter

by Leonator134 April 21, 2017

Scremping

To wipe one's testicles on valued property of victim/friend/spouse.

Theodore has been scremping my drumkit and now the EQ is a little off

by dr.feelings October 7, 2017