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schmartle

(verb) the act of masturbating while studying.
"I love physics so much I schmartled all night before Dr. Wang's Fluid Dynamics midterm."
by RKTurner31 June 25, 2008
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Schnuarted

When you are about to bust a nut and shit your pants...
Oh fuck yeah babe I’m gonna bust, oh yeahhhhhh......oh shit.... I uh just Schnuarted....
by GoblinKing6661 May 13, 2021
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schnarglefuss

An exclamation used in conjunction with a a strong emotional or possibly physical reaction. Feelings can be positive or negative. It is used most often when no other word seems to adequately describe intense feelings.
Bob: SCHNARGLEFUSS!!!

Jane: What?

Bob: My penis just fell off!
by beckaelisabeth May 6, 2009
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Schwartzing

V. 2008

The act of one-upping the person to whom you are speaking by continually interrupting them to tell a pointless story about how someone you know is and or has something better than they do.
So last week I was walking down the street and a Ferrari passed me...

Dude I know this one guy at home that has 3 Ferrari's and I heard that he drives them all the time

Fuck. Stop Schwartzing me.
by Ed_loves_jews January 27, 2011
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Michael Schwartz

The act of sticking ones finger up a females butt hole before the person reaches first base.
"Dude you should totally Michael Schwartz her tonight"
"Its our first date"
"That's the point".
by Menwithouthats May 1, 2010
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schvartzer

From Yiddish any black man. A black woman is a schvartze. This is not at all derogatory but the literal translation.
Barack Obama considers himself a schvartzer, but is really bi-racial.
by Lover of language December 28, 2011
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schfartza

Yiddish - A black person, or someone that relates to the black urban culture (I.E. white rappers)
1)This place is filled with schfartzas
2)Quit acting like a schfartza
by superjew887 May 29, 2005
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