schmarffigate

to scrape the yellow stuff off of scharff's teeth and then use it as a lubricant

hold on a second, i need to schmarffigate

by erik scharff December 15, 2008

schnarfblatt

a person who wears too many clothes in the summer

Wow, that girl is such a schnarfblatt...it's like 90 degrees out.

by Eric Yatskowitz April 19, 2008

schnarf

definately, absolutely, positively, surely

Statement : It sure is hot today....
Reply: Fer schnarf!!!!

by Anonymous June 21, 2003

Schnarf McGigglepants

Someone who cannot be taken seriously and muddles around with low overall awareness of the world around him/her, and laughs at everything.

Hey, stop being such a Schnarf McGigglepants and help me steal these bricks!

by JD Smith December 10, 2006

schwarffe

it came from the classrooms of bolton it is a danger when it gets into the shoe area

oi dont stand on tht schwarffe it will hurt in seconds and kill in days

by Keown kirk January 27, 2005

schnarflapped

The act of a seagull blowing a seaweed filled pipe at a mermaid.

"I was sooo schwasted last night i accidentally schnarflapped Ariel and she was so pissed."

by poojhead October 15, 2008

schnurff

As opposed to a smurf, which are efficient and on time; schnurffing is to be delayed in any action and/or activity.

Man, he said he'd be here 45 minutes ago, he's totally schnurffing it.

by monocle_man July 7, 2011