Schlorking

Schlorking is when a kid drowns in a public pool, and you try to fit as many pool toys in the corpse as possible without getting caught. Having a group of 4-5 people to schlork is preferred, but going solo is equally acceptable.

Have you heard about Matt’s schlorking? God rest his soul.

by TheLubyLuber May 9, 2019

Schmorking

Jizzing on your hand then mixing it with blue kool-aid and smacking some trick in the face.

Dude you remember the girl from special ed... I schmorkinged the shit out of her last night.

by Eodjuan April 23, 2009

Schmucking

Sitting and/or laying down while doing absolutely nothing without sleeping. In between chilling and napping. The more you schmuck the less you want to chill and the more you want to nap. To Schmuck.

Brian: Where is Greg?
Eric: Greg is schmucking in the bedroom. He got up showered and ate then started schmucking.

by Eric and Greg August 1, 2008

smurking off

when you are laughing and smiling so hard it reaches the point where you are "smurking off" similar to an orgasm from jerking off

When the turtle was eating your dingleberries we were smurking off from laughing so hard.

by GeetSquad March 18, 2010

Schmuking

When your homies blumpkin technique is so good that you close your eyes and pretend it’s a girl.

I was schmuking last night because my bro was flirting with me a little to much- scheming

by Schmuking December 8, 2024

Schmupping

Pronunciation shh-muh-ping

The art of idle and unfavourable gossip/bad-mouthing centred around either a celebrity or civilian that is of shared interest to a group of people.

Schmupping targets are usually co-workers, ex-partners, and anyone famous.

by LH8 October 23, 2007

schmuling

Spending endless hours on the Smule app.

"Bradley has been schmuling for hours."
"John lost his voice because he spent 7 hours schmuling."

by t2damitch October 8, 2017