Definitions by GeetSquad

e-tarded

the complete inability to write legible electronic messages, such as not being able to text correctly, facebook, AIM, etc.

AK: im gna g to baothuse
me: what the hell does that mean? you're e-tarded.

when you are laughing and smiling so hard it reaches the point where you are "smurking off" similar to an orgasm from jerking off

When the turtle was eating your dingleberries we were smurking off from laughing so hard.