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Schmedium

A Cross between small and medium.

A person who wears shirts that are too small.
Ben: Hey look, Ryan is wearing his Schmedium shirt again.
by JohnnyFleekins September 26, 2005
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schmidty would have had it

A phrase that many Philadelphia Phillies fans use whenever one of their third basemen can't make a play. The phrase is in refrence to Hall of Fame Phillies third baseman Mike Schmidt, who has 10 gold gloves, his number retired, and probably the best third baseman to ever play the game of baseball. It seems to be used even if the play was impossible to complete. Even for Schmidt.

The Phillies have never really had a great third baseman since the retirement of Schmidt, with the exception of Scott Rolen, who could be the next Schmidt.
Harry Kalas: And David Wright hits a ground ball over to Wes Helms, and he's...juggling the ball, and, he'll have no throw. Oh boy, Schmidty would have had it.

Gary Matthews: Yeah, not exactly a...rouTINE ground ball, but one that he should handle. But yeah, schmidty would have had it.

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Scott Franske: And stepping to the plate, Andruw Jones. Here comes the pitch from Hamels, and WOOOOOOH and the ball is lined right into the face of Greg Dobbs! And woah he's not going to make a play!

Larry Anderson: Yeah ball hit right to the face of Dobbs, but like we all say, schmidty would have had it.
by Ballantine September 5, 2007
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Schmadge

A small amount of something, a short amount of time, or two months.
"I'm leaving for Canada. I'll be back in a schmadge."
by Hobo of Darkness June 25, 2005
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tabloid schmuck.

the ABC reporters
by assange April 13, 2011
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Mr.Schmidt

Mr.Schmidt looks at everyone's booty holes and has a major over bite
by clobamacare February 25, 2020
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Rolli Schmidt

Depressed young German boy who has talent in dancing and has a hit song was ist dein Lieblingsfach with his Girlfriend called Rita
My name is Rolli Schmidt. RITA HAS CAPTURED ME. I BEGGED FOR MERCY BUT SHE WONT LET ME GO TO MY FAMILY.
by DietJair December 23, 2021
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Schmidt

"Don't underestimate her, she's a Schmidt"
by kindofabigdeal2012 July 8, 2012
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